social foo: Another child star going the Brittany route

[alpharaposa]

In the meantime, she ought to keep in mind that Audrey Hepburn never needed "hooker boots" or a pole to prove her maturity. And no amount of cleavage can ever reveal a clearer view of Miley than do her work, her leadership and her beautiful personality.

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South Park Prophecy

[(Anonymous)]

Episode 1202; "Brittney's New Look"

The kids run into Brittney Spears as paparazzi & fanboys hound her into a suicide attempt (shotgun into mouth) that leaves her alive but horribly disfigured. And nobody except the kids seems to notice -- except that the paparazzi and magazines have even more interest in Brittney's Train Wreck.

As they try (unsuccessfully) to help her flee the paparazzi and fans, Stan's dad pulls them aside and explains it's all a human sacrifice ritual for an abundant corn harvest.

"We haven't told you about it, Stanley, because we, we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest."

And the mob of Paparazzi and Brittney groupies surrounding them concur:

"Well nobody wants her to die, little boy. We all simply... need her to. Do you understand?"

"Look, kid, throughout history people have found it necessary to engage in... human sacrifice."

"In ancient times, humans would commonly pick one lovely girl, adorn her with jewels, treat her like a goddess, and then... watch her die."

"We like to think we're more civilized now, but the truth is our lust for torture and death is no different than it was in gladidator times."

"Only difference is that now we like to watch people put to death through magazines and photographs."

"It's a damn shame too. Old ways were bettah. Used to be we just picked someone by lottery and then stoned them to death."

"Stonin' to death was too violent. Rather have the sacrifice kill itself."

"Britney was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed. For harvest."

Well, Brittney dies, with the Paparazzi snapping pics and videos, the reporters thrusting in mikes to catch her dying breath, and the fans tearing off relics.

Epilog, after the corn harvest. South Park adults (including Stan's Dad) are in the local supermarket, admiring "Some of the best corn I've seen in years."

(On TV screens throughout the store): "She's the daughter of a country singer, and the young girl has really taken the country by storm. Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus, though only fifteen years old, is already on her way to being a major superstar!"

Stan's Dad: "Looks like next year's harvest will be even better."

[aefenglommung.livejournal.com]

I'm also trying to figure out what Paula Deen is doing hosting RuPaul on Paula's Party.

[zeeth_kyrah]

Some Food Network VP must have seen The Fifth Element recently.