A silly exercise

[alpharaposa]

Here's a challenge for you. Look around your room, pick something nearby, and write a limerick about it. Preferably one that won't make my journal turn into an adult-content site.

On my desk is a green batik pear,
Without a bruise or a tear.
This marvelous mass
Is made out of glass!
It's a pear your teeth should beware.

Comments

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

Bright eyes, big ears, a feline countenance
Eleven more are his companions
But there's no need to watch for fangs
Allergy-sufferers need not complain
Calendar cats are rare combatants

[xaq.livejournal.com]

Beneath the TV sits a clock.
A ways below that lies a sock.
Beneath that lies the floor.
Go down a bit more
And you'll find just a whole bunch of rock.

[zeeth_kyrah]

A wax-dyed glass pear. Hm.

I have a big water bottle
That holds just what it oughta
And it has a wide mouth
For guzzling it down
Then filling it up with more water.