Letter to Santa

[alpharaposa]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave that_guy_zach a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I bought porn for ariston (10 points). In October I put gum in mahf's hair (-12 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (689 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, stryck

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Though I can't figure out why giving that_guy_zach a dutch oven would be a naughty act. Unless it's because it encourages him to make fires for cooking.

Comments

[that-guy-zach.livejournal.com]

I fear the Dutch Oven being referred to here is when one farts whilst under sheets/blankets with another and then pulls the sheets/blanket over the other persons head.

Although with my cooking talent getting a cast iron Dutch Oven would only give me a way to inflict pain upon others when I tried to use it, although we all know I'd just put it in my backpack for extra weight on the trail.