Aborted errands
Apr. 9th, 2007 02:12 pmWe went out to run some errands and had our check cards get declined. So, we took a trip to the local Navy Federal bank and asked for a statement.
Turns out somebody had made a $900+ purchase in Cuernavaca, Mexico on the 26th of March, using a card that should have been deactivated over a year ago.
Wow.
So, I had the novel experience of signing a forgery affidavit (it used to be my card number). We should get the money back in our account within the week, but in the meantime, we have very little spending money, so no birthday splurges for tomorrow. We'll just have to do it all on
anher's birthday instead.
A bit of a bummer, that.
On a lighter note, one of the things we did have money for was a couple of bottles of Gatorade. This particular bottle was 24 ounces, and had two columns in the Nutrition Facts label. One for a single serving (8 oz), and one for the whole bottle. Note that 8 x 3 = 24. There are exactly three servings in the bottle.
8 oz has 50 calories. 24 oz has 160. 10 calories materialize out of nowhere when the entire drink is consumed at once.
On the other hand, the %DV for sodium and carbohydrates goes from 5% for 8 oz to 14% for the whole bottle. So, 1% worth of daily value disappears when the entire bottle is consumed at once.
I wanna see Gatorade's math.
Turns out somebody had made a $900+ purchase in Cuernavaca, Mexico on the 26th of March, using a card that should have been deactivated over a year ago.
Wow.
So, I had the novel experience of signing a forgery affidavit (it used to be my card number). We should get the money back in our account within the week, but in the meantime, we have very little spending money, so no birthday splurges for tomorrow. We'll just have to do it all on
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A bit of a bummer, that.
On a lighter note, one of the things we did have money for was a couple of bottles of Gatorade. This particular bottle was 24 ounces, and had two columns in the Nutrition Facts label. One for a single serving (8 oz), and one for the whole bottle. Note that 8 x 3 = 24. There are exactly three servings in the bottle.
8 oz has 50 calories. 24 oz has 160. 10 calories materialize out of nowhere when the entire drink is consumed at once.
On the other hand, the %DV for sodium and carbohydrates goes from 5% for 8 oz to 14% for the whole bottle. So, 1% worth of daily value disappears when the entire bottle is consumed at once.
I wanna see Gatorade's math.