A silly exercise

[alpharaposa]

Here's a challenge for you. Look around your room, pick something nearby, and write a limerick about it. Preferably one that won't make my journal turn into an adult-content site.

On my desk is a green batik pear,
Without a bruise or a tear.
This marvelous mass
Is made out of glass!
It's a pear your teeth should beware.